By jah83 - 22/11/2013 10:23 - France - Seillons
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En cas d'absence, je ne suis pas là.
Si vous n'êtes pas là non plus, il n'y a personne.
Je suis une loutre chimiste, habituellement stationnée à Cachan, mais actuellement en stage à Madrid.
J'aime les beloutres, les organométalliques, les chats, les messieurs, Final Fantasy, le piano, aller courir, les logiciels libres, et Zazie.
Je n'aime pas les ragondins, les courgettes, les thiols, les amines, les chiens, le saxophone, les fautes d'orthographe, le projet Paris-Saclay, ni les licornes. D'ailleurs, à ce propos, il ne faut jamais jouer à saute-mouton avec une licorne. Conseil d'ami.
N'hésitez pas à envoyer un message. C'est gratuit et je ne mords pas. Enfin, j'me comprends.
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Bonjour, c'est moi l'auteur de la VDM :) Donc après ce long silence, je m'excuse et dit que oui, je suis sexuelement actif mais bon le médecin n'était heureusement pas homophobe et il a esquissé un petit sourire :)