By Sarah - 08/04/2018 19:35
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Into anything that involves the great outdoors, camping, running, hiking, swimming, fishing and all that. Also gaming...
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OP here- really surprised anyone would think this was cruel, as we've ben together for a long time and therefore know each others boundaries! Makes me sad people have to see the negative in something that makes me smile!