Vulcania

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

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Meggiie tells us more.

Je suis l'auteur de la VDM Exactement le second degrès ça existe. L'humour existe dans certaines familles à beaux parents, et j'en fais l'heureuse élue.

B.R. tells us more.

Oui alors, j'ai 25 ans, ça va, j'ai passé l'âge de croire en la pureté des filles, j'en ai fréquenté d'ailleurs suffisamment, pour savoir qu'elles font les mêmes choses que nous. Donc vouloir faire de l'ironie en faisant la personne choquée est assez mal adapté. Juste comme l'a très bien dit #90, c'est une question de principe. Je suis très loin d'être coincé, mais j'ai quand même de la retenue. Même la fille avec qui je suis resté le plus longtemps (1an) ne m'a jamais entendu sur ce sujet. Enfin bon, elles n'ont pas eu l'indélicatesse d'aller jusqu'à en faire des puants. C'est resté de l'ordre sonore. Ce n'était pas non plus un plan anti-drague, car je n'ai jamais rien tenté. C'est même l'une d'entre elle qui me fait régulièrement du rentre-dedans. D'ailleurs si à un moment j'avais pu être tenté, maintenant j'aurais du mal. Donc c'est naturel, certes; tout le monde le fait, certes; mais qu'elles le fassent quand elles sont entre elles. Et pas dans ma caisse.