By Hahapasdroleleptit - 11/04/2010 19:36
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Et bien que dire, beau gosse mais je le conçois avec un physique particulier, 50cm pour 37kg ça plait ou ça plait pas ! Très expressif, fidèle et relativement intelligent (extrêmement quand il s'agit de faire des conneries, nettement moins pour le reste).
Mon poil est doux au toucher ... Et le reste qu'il soit sur moi, par terre ou même sur le canapé !
Selon un grand sage bouddhiste ayant examiné mes lobes d'oreilles, j'en serais à ma 300 millionièmes réincarnations ... La classe quoi ! (à défaut de sagesse)
Je mange de tout : croquettes, boulettes, briques de lait et de jus d'orange, boites de conserves, plantes vertes, tomates, lasagnes, chaussettes, ...
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Bonsoir amis galérien ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et mais je tiens à apporter des précisions exactes ( je jure de dire la vérité toute la vérité rien que la vérité, pour rester dans la thème ^^ ) Le piètre cuisinier est mon oncle ( même si on a ça dans le sang ) et la victime est donc mon cousin. Clichés misogynes oblige, la mère d'habitude au fourneau était absente ( avec la fille d'ailleurs, histoire d'annihiler toute présence féminine ). Sauf que chez nous, on aime les défis, on aime l'impossible, et surtout on aime ... la bonne bouffe ! Alors oui, un gratin dauphinois, c'est pas dur, c'est l'intention qui compte après tout, mais pour le coup, ça devait pas être très appétissant. Quoi qu'il en soit, la punchline vient juste de la mémoire sélective des gosses qui aiment bien ressortir des citations avec une voix d'acteur américain. Ici, l'originalité de la réplique vient seulement de la transformation de "mon avocat" en "maman". Certes ce n'est pas une VDM au sens propre de terme, mais j'ai trouvé ça très mignon et bien sorti. Et comme le suggère #1, mon oncle sait maintenant à quoi s'en tenir ! :D