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By Bonsoir - 29/10/2015 12:02 - France - Acquigny
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Hey! Moi, 19 ans et VDMienne incomprise xD Je réponds à tout le monde (sauf si tu es un pervers sans sujet de discussion :P)
#JoueuseDeMusique, #FanDeSport, #Cinema, #Dessin, #Gameuse ...
Se décrire en trois lignes c'est pas facile alors si tu es un minimum intrigué(e), n'hésite pas → MP, je t'attends :) que tu veuilles juste parler, tester la viabilité d'une vanne, faire un sondage, ou que sais-je encore, pourquoi pas un barbecue ou écrire le scénario d'un film, je suis open à toute discussion surtout si c'est un gros delire! xD
- "Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better" S. Better
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, ravie d'avoir été publiée ! Alors pour éclaircir les choses je promenais mon chien (tenu en laisse) en ville quand j'ai croisé ce charmant monsieur et son non-moins charmant compagnon à quatre pattes,le trottoir étant étroit j'étais obligée de passer à côté avec mon toutou, tout c'est bien passé jusqu'à ce que l'autre chien se retourne pour me mordre le mollet... J'ignore la raison qui l'a poussé à faire ça... Après avoir demandé au maître du chien si il était vacciné et qu'il m'ait demandé si moi je l'était, j'ai voulu discuter avec lui de cela mais ce monsieur c'est fermé comme une huître... J'suis donc rentrée chez moi pour désinfecter la plaie et voilà ! Je n'ai pas porté plainte et je ne pense pas le faire sauf si il y a des complications médicales mais j'espère ne plus croiser cet homme et son chien ! Je ne sais toujours pas si son chien était vacciné, mais la question posée par le propriétaire était plus censée m'envoyer balader que censée se préoccuper de ma santé ! Vos commentaires m'ont bien faits rire et si vous avez d'autres questions, j'y répondrai avec plaisir !