Excès de vitesse : le marabout se dit possédé par Schumacher
By VDM - 29/05/2019 20:00
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Youpi, première VDM validée ! (Par contre un peu trop honte pour me vanter auprès de mes proches).. Certains commentaires m'ont bien faire rire, surtout concernant les fouilles archéologiques... Pour en venir à la petite histoire, ce soir là il nous est arrivé de perdre deux préservatifs pendant l'acte, à chaque fois on les a cherché (et oui j'ai même cherché à l'intérieur de moi, mais pas assez bien apparemment), et on ne les trouvais pas tout de suite. On en a retrouvé ensuite un dans le lit. Du coup j'ai pensé que l'autre devait être tombé par terre, et j'ai pensé que mon copain l'avait retrouvé plus tard en rangeant. Mais non. Et concernant la propreté, oui je me lave tous les jours, surtout après un rapport sexuel. Mais c'est vrai que je ne pense pas à mettre ma main bien au fond de mon vagin à chaque fois que je me lave. Et non, je n'ai absolument rien senti, aucune gène, et j'ai été vraiment choquée de le trouver là 5 jours après. Sur le moment j'ai eu un peu peur pour ma santé, surtout au niveau des infections, mais heureusement je n'ai rien eu. Et malgré mes règles, j'ai même fait un test de grossesse pour être sûre. Voilà pour les petites précisions. Bonne journée à tous, et merci de m'avoir validé !