BountyBass

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About Bountybass

I wasn't born. I was grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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