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By Baramine - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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Baramine tells us more.
By annabang - 20/07/2011 05:49 - France
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By Anonyme - 19/07/2011 15:55 - France
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By Talis - 19/07/2011 15:42 - France
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« Etonnamment », je n’ai pas très envie qu’elle soit illustrée… Nous avons pu modifier -en catastrophe- notre nom pour mettre à la place : « Les mangeurs 2 » ; on n’a pas pris le temps de fignoler, je suppose que vous comprenez ! Réponses en vrac aux commentaires du dessus : - Il n’y avait personne de ma propre famille en tout cas. - J’étais la seule fille dans l’équipe. Mais ‘mangeuses’ aurait été mieux, car le dernier mot aurait été ‘bi’… - dans le pilotage, ‘mangeur de bitume’ n’a pas la même connotation que ‘se manger le bitume’ - je suis souvent la seule fille dans une course, et lorsque ce n’est pas le cas, je suis toujours la meilleure (et parfois, sur la plus haute marche du podium). - je n’ai pas l’habitude de dire ‘bitume’ à l’oral (ni de l’entendre d’ailleurs), donc entendre cette abréviation… (peut-être que c’est connu chez les personnes qui construisent des routes ?) C’est ma première VDM postée, je vais peut-être en proposer une autre… *cherche dans ses souvenirs*
By jenaipasdebol - 19/07/2011 14:57 - France
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Et pourtant ! Opercule entrouvert, 2min au micro-onde à 800W comme indiqué, ça m'apprendra à avoir la flemme de cuisiner ^^ EDIT: Aujourd'hui, alors que je commente un accident culinaire qui m'est arrivé, le site se moque de moi en m'obligeant à cliquer sur "Balance la sauce !" pour poster. VDM