By moi vieille et jolie - 04/02/2016 20:08 - Espagne - Madrid
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Heyyy everybody!
J'm'appelle Franck, je vis sur la Côte d'Azur. J'adore ... Euhh... Un peu tout en fait, donc si vous voulez en savoir un peu plus, envoyez moi un MP, je serai ravi de vous répondre ✉️ ?
N'hésitez pas que vous soyez un mec ou une fille, j'essaie de répondre le plus souvent ? Sinon je vais quand même dire que j'adore les voyages, la photographie, les langues et cultures étrangères et les choses simples de la vie ?☀️?
Comme beaucoup d'entre vous, je suis là pour me détendre donc si vous aussi vous voulez passer le temps et rigoler un peu, venez parler un peu ☺️
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! J'arrive un peu tard mais mieux vaut tard que jamais. En faites cette histoire ne m'est pas arrivé mais à ma mère fin 2015 lors de l'annonce à mes grand-parents. Mes parents ont donc déjà trois enfants (moi compris). Je suis l'ainé âgée de 19 ans et ma soeur qui est la plus jeune en a 15. Donc voilà, mes parents ne sont plus tout jeune, tout jeune, ce qui explique la phrase de ma grand-mère. On en a beaucoup rie (même ma grand-mère d'ailleurs après coup même si elle était un peu réticente à l'idée). Voilà... Mise à part cela, je ne suis pas venu répondre aux commentaires plus tôt car ça me faisait un peu mal du fait que peu après ma mère à fait une fausse couche... Donc voilà, vous connaissez plus clairement l'histoire. Je ne me suis pas étendu sur le fait qu'elle avait déjà trois enfants et nos âge du au fait que je n'avais pas assez de caractère que pour le faire.