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Wenn ich ihre Haut verließ - der Frühling blutet in Paris. Paris sera toujours Paris! La plus belle ville du monde

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Happy ending

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

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I liked to the power of 20

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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Happy month-versary

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Inception

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

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I like your style

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One more and it's business time

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Going for gold

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Santa Claus

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This isn't what should be happening

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Checking you out

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The rules are the rules

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Beginner

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YDI Master

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Judgmental

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50 favorites

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Consolation prize

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Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Socialite

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I NEED to know!

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Up and coming moderator

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I moderated this!

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Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Tweet, tweet

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Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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MadameDodue tells us more.

Bonjouuuur, alors pour plus d'explications: j'ai deux chats, mais la "coupable" est essentiellement ma Madame Dodue (le gracieux félin qui me sert de photo de profil). Pour commencer, ils ne sont pas affamés, ils ont des croquettes en libre service; mais comme je ne trouve pas la nourriture sèche forcément hyper saine je leur donne également de la nourriture humide, en général le matin -en même temps que je vais me prendre un café- et le soir en rentrant du boulot. Le hic c'est que ma grosse ne jure que par la bouffe (troubles alimentaires trop longs à évoquer ici), et elle est très rituelle. Je ne peux donc pas sortir des toilettes sans l'avoir plantée devant la porte, miaulant comme si sa vie en dépendait. Mon deuxième chat a pris le pli aussi, mais plus par mimétisme. Bien évidement je ne leur cède pas, mais ils tentent leur chance quand même, et j'ai donc un comité d'accueil chaque fois que je sors des chiottes ^^