Onde

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About Onde

Bonjour, je suis Onde... Micro-Onde... ATTENTION Espèce en voie de disparition (oui, mes chevilles vont bien, merci) : -fille bizarre -gameuse de MMORPG, mais ouverte à la découverte -regarde quelques animés, pour tuer le temps (mwa ah ah) -passe sa vie à chanter (sauf quand elle dort... Et au pipiroom !! Nah mé oh !) -lit beaucoup aussi (miam les livres) -rêve d'avoir des ailes, de voler, adore les sensations fortes, attend donc de pouvoir ENFIN faire du saut à l'élastique, du parapente...ET D'AVOIR UNE MOTO Non non, le vertige est absent, veuillez nous recontacter plus tard. -grosse dodoteu.. se... Zzz... -aime chiens, chats, serpents, tortues, furets, ours, lions, pumas, lynx, chacals, faucons, chouettes (dédicace à celui qui se reconnaitra), les trucs qui mangent les fourmis, là, avec leur langue, tu sais... (Bref TOUS LES ANIMAUX KEUR KEUR KEUR <3) PRENEZ GARDE : -croque le bout du nez -dit ce qu'elle pense -dragueurs de 30 ans s'abstenir, cherche uniquement à s'amuser, pas à vendre un corps, bande de pervers -n'aime pas les fautes d'orthographe grrrrrrr Bwa :3 ''Pourquoi mange-t-on des pizzas rondes coupées en triangles dans des boites carrées ? O.o'' Si j'ai quelqu'un dans ma vie ? Oh oui, une merveille ! Le nutella :q Et aussi un homme en chaire et en os ;) (ça fait deux ? Ah..)

Onde's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

VALIDATOR

You said "I agree" with 1000 posts

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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