What an ass
By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States
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By zobara - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Switzerland
Okay people I've sat around watching the comments ensue for a long ass time, and it's now my turn to clarify some shit: 1-My mom is not dumb, she has an average intelligence. 2-She has not handled any piece of the modern technology we all know so well in her life except the phone maybe. 3-She is actually blonde lol! 4-For those who said I made your day, it's a pleasure mates! 5-Those who are being disrespectful to my mother, who is actually the sweetest thing ever, go get a life people it was an honest mistake. It was stupid misconception I gotta admit! But trust me, she got plenty of brains to go around the table. 4-Some people are giving some really hilarious suggestions, you my friends are awesome! Cheers (Yes I'm the author of the post for all of you with the low IQs)