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  • À côté de celles de mes voisins, Sur Terre
  • 26 years-old
  • Tuesday 23 June 1998
  • single

About F972

Quoi, il faut faire une description ? Eh ben ok, je la fais : Ah ben non ! Vous m'avez cru ? Hahahaha ! Bon c'est pas grave, vous pouvez toujours m'envoyer un MP :D Bon, sérieusement, je me décris : Je m'appelle f972, je suis né à la fin du 20ème siècle sur Terre, et j'habite à côté de chez mes voisins. ( Avouez, je suis sur que la plupart d'entre vous sont comme moi, hein ? ^^). Bref, C'est tout ce que je peux dire. (c'est vraiment tout ce que je peux dire ? LOOOL ! Regardez en dessous, vous verrez ^^) Une autre question : À quel âge on t'a avorté ? (Même moi je n'arrive pas a y répondre, c'est con de ma part x') ) Bon okay, plus facile : À quel âge t'es né ? ( Là tu peux y répondre :) ) Bon, certains me diront que je suis con, que je dois aller voir un PSY, mais je suis allé le voir, et il m'a dit : "Ou pa Gangnam Style" : *ba dum tss* Si vous vous êtes marrés en lisant ma description, mettez un Miaou ;) A+

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ElCamarero 16

Coucou tout le monde, je viens apporter quelques précisions. Bon, vous l'avez deviné, je suis l'auteur, content d'être publié etc... Donc comme mon pseudo le sous-entend, je travaille dans un restaurant en Espagne et c'est en effet une touriste qui a fondu sur moi alors que je sortais jeter un œil sur les clients en terrasse. Apparemment, les serveurs ne servent à rien, nous sommes incompétents etc... Mais je crois que l'orthographe proche de serveur et serviteur pousse certains clients à la confusion. :p Elle n'était même pas chinoise, cela aurait été trop beau :') Mais les blagues m'ont fait sourire, j'avoue. Le hot-dog en question était tout à fait random, le genre qu'on sert tout le temps, et non pas des knackis avec du pain. Par contre, elle m'a fait comprendre de manière imagée que le fait qu'il n'y ai pas de moutarde était inacceptable, entre autres... Désolé de considérer que certains clients n'aiment pas la moutarde, et dans la mesure où il y en a un pot sur chaque table... Bref, une touriste de plus qui croit que tout lui est dû parce qu'elle nous fait l'honneur de descendre dans notre gargotte (d'ailleurs aller au restaurant pour un hot dog, c'est encore un concept m'enfin...) mais ça on en récupère par wagons chaque été. :/ Paix à tous, les Chinois, évitez la vengeance sur ma pauvre personne, et surveillez vos chiens, une petite blonde squelettique est en quête de son prochain repas :D