By kyrzou - 09/05/2013 05:43 - France - Ch
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
See, one of you was right.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You are now a certified FML member
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You're following 200 people
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You're following 100 people
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You're following 50 people
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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By elparasito - 16/05/2008 13:32
Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Alors pour commencer à répondre à vos questions qui ressortent pas mal de fois, je suis un homme. Si mon voisin m'a vu c'est parce que je viens d'emménager, et que je n'ai pas encore eu le temps d'aller acheter des rideaux. Et suite à "une envie pressante" (qui m'est d'ailleurs passé très vite) je n'ai pas pensé à aller dans une pièce plus fermé (j'étais dans ma chambre au moment). Sinon je l'ai croisé dans la rue tout à l'heure, il a fait un grand sourire en me voyant, il a l'air de prendre ça à la rigolade, donc tant mieux pour moi. Merci pour tous vos jeux de mots qui m'auront bien fait rire :)