Octans

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Paris, France
32 years-old
Tuesday 18 February 1992
In a relationship

About Octans

Je mange.

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Profile completed

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Octans's favorite FMLs

By tequilaasunrise - 09/01/2012 13:30 - France

Aujourd'hui, voulant faire preuve de romantisme devant mon copain, je lui ai "promis la lune". Il l'a interprété d'une autre façon et j'ai donc passé la soirée à lui assurer que j'étais contre la sodomie. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 76 121

You deserved it 18 399

By MagieDeChrismas - 23/12/2011 00:55 - France

Aujourd'hui, j'ai 17 ans et ma mère m'oblige tout de même à écrire une lettre au père Noël, car "pas de magie, pas de cadeaux." Ah... VDM

I agree, your life sucks 67 387

You deserved it 6 187

By liiliite - 22/12/2011 09:55 - États-Unis

Aujourd'hui, je me suis cassé une dent. Ça arrive, me direz-vous, mais c'est plus rare quand c'est votre cher et tendre qui vous donne un violent coup de coude au visage car, selon lui, c'est à son tour d'ouvrir le calendrier de l'Avent. La gourmandise, ça fait mal. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 63 471

You deserved it 5 995

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liiliite 12

Friday 23 December 2011 10:31

La crise savez-vous... étant au chômage, on en a pris qu'un par manque d'argent... L'année prochaine, j'en prendrais deux! =D

Surprise !

By Anonyme - 20/12/2011 11:45 - France

Aujourd'hui, j'appelle mon copain pour passer chez lui. Pas réveillé, il me dit : "Je suis encore dans les bras de Morphée." Attentionnée, je vais acheter des croissants et, ayant les clés de chez lui, j'entre pour le réveiller. Bonjour à Morphée, 95 C, non pas le dieu, mais la fille d'une prof de latin. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 113 198

You deserved it 7 863

By Holly_ - 08/12/2011 19:07 - Belgique

Aujourd'hui, je suis en session d'examen. Ayant redoublé mon année, je connais déjà bien la matière. Quand mon père me demande si j'ai assez travaillé, je lui dis : "T'inquiète, ça va aller." Il a encadré mon bulletin de l'année passée dans le salon et a écrit dessus : "T'inquiète !" VDM

I agree, your life sucks 46 928

You deserved it 15 201

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Friday 9 December 2011 17:07

#24 : J'habite en Belgique, donc on ne reçoit pas nos bulletins par la poste. Mais bon, les parents savent quand on les reçoit, et ils doivent quand même les signer. #48 : Comme l'ont fait remarqué les autres, je suis une fille :D #57 : Je te rassure, mon école de me coûte pas 5000 euros par an (quooooi que avec tous les livres qu'on doit acheter..) Mais oui, effectivement, il réussit à se soucier de mon avenir tout en plaisantant, c'est assez drôle :)