L'amour est dans le pré
By Anonyme - 06/07/2020 14:02
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Bonjour, ici, l'auteur de la VDM. Je vous rassure, la situation s'est bien améliorée par la suite ^^ Il faut savoir qu'on a vite échangé nos numéros, vu que ça matchait plutôt bien, et qu'on avait pas mal de point en commun. Mais étant d'un naturel introverti, il est vrai qu'au bout de plusieurs heures de conversation, je me suis vite retrouvé à court de sujet x) et les silences gênants et les conversations sans intérêt me gênaient autant l'un que l'autre. Quand je lui ai donc dit ça (oui, c'est bien "il" pour éviter toute confusion), c'était vraiment sans arrière pensée. Et... Je pensais pas qu'il me sortirait ça par la suite x) Je me suis donc senti un peu mal à l'aise sur le moment. Mais j'ai quand même insisté pour lui reparler au bout de quelques jours, et ça s'est avéré payant. Il m'a même avoué que sa réaction était dû à un manque de confiance en lui, il avait juste peur d'être déçu encore une fois. Donc voilà, au final, tout s'est bien arrangé dans cette histoire ^^ Et je tiens à dire aux personnes qui jugent sans connaître le contexte, comme j'ai pu le voir dans les commentaires, sur Facebook, ou Instagram... Non, je préfère pas, ça n'en vaut pas l'intérêt en fait :p