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By mszoe - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
By mszoe - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 18:11 - United States - Portland
By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma
By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper
By whatadaydanny - 10/10/2012 13:58 - Dominica
I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.