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By cxhigh - 04/05/2015 21:17 - France - Paris
Ouah je suis publiée sur VDM \o/ ! Je tiens à précisez que je ne porte pas de talon chez moi, je marche à pieds nu et mon compagnon en chaussettes, nous ne sautons pas et ne courons pas, nous marchons normalement sans taper des talons! (On a vérifié notre façon de marcher après sa visite!). Mais voilà rien n'y a fait dés qu'on marchait dans notre appartement elle tapait avec son balai et hurlait! Le pire c'est que notre immeuble date de 2002 et est donc plutôt bien isolé, on entend les voisins mais rien d’insupportable! Cela a durait 2 semaines, perso j'en pouvais plus dés que je me déplaçais dans mon appart' je pensais à elle. Un soir mon compagnon est rentrait tard du travail tout était allumé chez elle, donc on suppose qu'elle ne dormait pas, il n'avait pas fait 3 pas qu'elle tapait au plafond! On a cherché des solutions en allant voir notre organisme HLM qui nous a conseillé de mettre des chaussons, ça a rien changé. Le pire c'est qu'en début d'année elle avait un voisin sur son palier qui faisait la fête en semaine à partir de 3h du matin et elle avait dit à mon compagnon à cette époque que c'était pas grave elle mettait des bouchons d'oreilles ! Nous ne comprenons pas son seuil de tolérance lol