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By Yasyas57 - 08/02/2018 12:30 - France
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Hello ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. ^^ Après réflexion, je remarque que la dernière phrase peut être ambivalente. Je dis bien qu'elle est en couple parce que je ne tenterai donc rien avec elle ! J'ai quand même un peu de respect. Je ne dis pas qu'elle est en couple et qu'elle trompe plus ou moins son copain (en parlant de sexe avec moi, en se partageant des secrets...), c'est vraiment dans le sens que c'est une fille absolument géniale et adorable comme tout. ^^ Mais bon, ça ne me dérange pas de la considérer "juste" comme "ma meilleure amie de la fac". Franchement, je me sens bien avec elle, c'est comme une sœur, donc je reste pleinement satisfait. Les mecs, si vous tombez sur une perle rare comme ça, même si elle est en couple, prenez-en soin et faites-en votre meilleure amie ! Ça vaut tout l'or du monde ! ;-)