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By plouff - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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" Tout ce qu'on lit sur ton sabre, c'est la peur,
Tu esquive par peur d'être blessé,
Tu as peur de tuer quand tu attaques,
Quand tu protège quelqu'un, tu as peur qu'il meurt,
Oui, ton sabre n'exprime que cette stupide peur,
Mais la peur n'est pas ce dont tu as besoin pour combattre,
Il n'en nait rien de bon.
Parer, c'est refusé d'être touché.
Protéger quelqu'un, c'est refusé qu'il meurt.
Et frapper, c'est décider de [vaincre]
Tu la vois ?
Ce qui se reflète sur mon épée,
c'est ma détermination à te [vaincre]."
Bleach, Animé. Episode 31
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Bonjour, ici l'auteur ^^ Déjà merci d'avoir publié mon histoire c'est sympa! En fait mon fiancé est un grand rigolo qui ne se prend pas au sérieux ^^ Il a dit ça pour plaisanter devant toute ma famille (avec qui il s'entend particulièrement bien) et tout le monde a ri, ce qui était d'ailleurs le but d'ailleurs. Je vous rassure je suis tout à fait d'accord d'avoir des enfants ^^