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By KanaP - 11/02/2016 15:33 - République tchèque
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.Contactez moi par snap adresse plus bas.Profil:Je m'appelle sébastien,musicien, j'ai 41ans.j'aime l'écriture et la lithotherapie. J'ai snap si vous souhaitez m'ajouter si tu as entre 18 et 55 ans?sebtigrebois ? Quand je mords c'est juste pour manger.
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Salut! Je suis l'auteure de la vdm (j'ai créé mon compte seulement après l'avoir posté donc je ne sais pas si c'est vérifiable)! Tout d'abord merci pour vos commentaires, ils m'ont bien fait rire. Heureusement, beaucoup plus de peur que de mal, je m'en suis sortie avec quelques bleus mais c'est tout :) La prof est un peu âgée et je suppose qu'elle surestime la plupart de ces élèves mais grâce à ma démonstration, elle a compris qu'elle devait se calmer un petit peu. Enfin voilà merci d'avoir validé ma VDM :)