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ça m'a bien fait rire de voir quelqu'un qui avait les mêmes références que moi mais je vais néanmoins surveiller ma consommation, ou alors alterner avec une autre pizzéria ;)
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Petites précisions manquantes pour les sceptiques :) ! C'est la barrière de sécurité contre mon ventre qui a déclenché la catastrophe : à force de monter descendre, la barre a poussé mon soutien gorge qui est passé par dessus mes seins, puis mon chemisier est descendu vers le bas, coincé sous la barrière à cause des remous ! Pour le temps du manège, ce n'était sûrement pas 10 minutes en effet, mais c'était si long !
C'est un vieux chat qui a l'habitude de faire ses besoin dehors. Mais il a toujours une litiere au cas ou car il devient incontinent. Il a peur des maisons de toilette et son bac est plutot grand. PS : Desolee pour les fautes j'ecris depuis un clavier qwerty que je maitrise mal