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Je suis l'auteure de cette charmante petite VDM, je suis retombée dessus après bientôt une petite année écoulée. Pour les précisions, non il n'y a pas eu viol suite à ma perte de connaissance :) Les détails de cette histoire la rende juste, INOUBLIABLE. IL s'agissait d'un dimanche après midi, comme tous les jeunes couples il était difficile de résister à l'envie de passé à l'acte malgré le fait que nous étions en public, par manque de patience la décision fut prise de passer aux choses sérieuse dans les petites toilettes se trouvant dans un coin du parc, n'ayant pas tellement le choix de la position, ma moitié s'est donc retrouvé derrière moi, dans un élan sauvage comme l'indique la VDM, il s'est malencontreusement trompé, suite à la douleur j'ai perdu connaissance, ma tête à cogné le mur en face, je me suis ouverte la tête et ça s'est fini par les urgences pour des points de suture... Ce fût un grand moment, et c'est une grande histoire qui ne se raconte qu'a 3g d'alcool dans le sang (ou 4) :)
By Anonyme - 22/02/2013 13:04 - France - Pac
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure :) déjà, très contente de voir ma VDM validée (à défaut de trouver où me loger) ! Pour ceux qui conseillent la colocation, c'est en effet ce que j'aimerais faire dans l'idéal, mais je voulais me renseigner sur les studios au cas où je ne trouverais rien d'autre. Donc verdict, je vais plutôt vraiment, vraiment essayer de trouver une coloc ! (si quelqu'un à une place pour moi à partir de septembre, de préférence dans un appart où il y a plein de monde et une bonne ambiance, je prends !) Rester à Toulouse ce serait le rêve, cette ville est vraiment géniale pour étudier, belle, parfaite etc. Mais comme ça a été dit, les formations qui correspondent le mieux à mes études sont à Paris, donc bon... J'attends de voir les joies de la capitale, ça aura aussi des bons côtés j'en suis sûre ! Merci en tout cas pour la compassion et les conseils divers, je vais me pencher un peu plus sur la banlieue proche et croiser les doigts quand même pour décrocher la perle rare :)