Cri du coeur
By Nobleeeeeeet - 03/11/2011 00:07 - France
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By Nobleeeeeeet - 03/11/2011 00:07 - France
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Coucou (ou plutôt recoucou) tout le monde, je suis l'auteur de la vdm. J'ai crée un compte parceque vous m'avez tous bien fait rire ! (ce qui ne règle malheureusement pas le problème de ma digestion difficile...) Je tiens aussi à dire que je suis passée chez le médecin qui m'a prescrit deux médicaments dont un lavement qui ne font malheureusement pas effet... Merci à tous ceux qui m'ont filé des conseils, jvais tester le jus de pruneaux ( ça à pas l'air super bon mais vu au point où j'en suis...) Ah oui au fait, j'ai carrément eu peur en me réveillant que justement mon rêve soit comme la légende du rêve du pipi où on se reveille avec les draps mouillés mais heureusement mon transit est trop bloqué. De plus c'est la deuxième fois depuis le début de la semaine que je fais un rêve du genre. RDM, rêve de merde ?