Daronnade
By tophonte - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
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By tophonte - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By VDM - 04/02/2018 17:00 - France - Paris
By Noname - 29/01/2018 16:12 - France - Nice
By kälysta - 25/05/2008 15:37
By hepl - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. En fait, après avoir fait connaissance avec la copine de mon frère, ce dernier a été peu présent de par son boulot. On vivait en colloc et j'ai partagé de supers moments de complicité avec ma belle soeur, un vrai coup de coeur (foudre), qui a fini par se muer en relation sentimentale pendant quelques temps. Torturée, elle a fini par me mettre au pied du mur et Moi, je me suis débiné parce que trop difficile à assumer socialement. Je me suis alors disputé avec mon frère pour un motif dérisoire (un prétexte). Ils ont déménagé et on a coupé les ponts pendant presque 3 ans. Entre temps ils se sont mariés et ont eu un enfant. J'ai fini par recroiser ma belle soeur aux repas de famille (j'évite toujours mon frère) et je constate que je suis toujours fou d'elle...et je sais qu'elle n'est pas insensible à moi...On est toujours complice mais je sens qu'elle pose des limites...enfin voilà un résumé non exhaustif de ma Vdm