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About Asgoard

Toulousain expatrié à Paris

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Asgoard's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

The list of badges to find

Asgoard's favorite FMLs

Razor94 tells us more.

Bonjour , je suis l'auteur de la VDM et j'apporte quelques explications à vos questions. Alors tout d'abords je tiens à remercier toute l'équipe VDM pour avoir publiée ma VDM ( ça fait beaucoup de VDM dans une phrase :D ) Je ne pensais pas qu'elle passerait :) Après il y a eu les messages dont j'ai beaucoup rigoler , notamment #1 et #2 Il y avait bien une personne en face de moi c'etait ma copine et non je ne suis pas le père du fils qui lui avait craché ces lion au visage dans une ancienne VDM dont je ne connaissais même pas l'existence Merci D'avoir validé ma VDM . Je vous remercie tous même si ma VDM n'a rien d'exceptionnel :)

Oxy_More tells us more.

Finalement, notre animal nous a été laissé, et du coup, je crois que nous n'allons plus nous risquer à le vendre... J'étais complétement étonnée de cet appel, et mon copain n'a pas du bien réfléchir à ce qu'il écrivait. Aujourd'hui, on en rigole encore :)