By catfan - 30/10/2013 05:48 - United States - Wildomar
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By idk ask freud - 04/07/2013 04:11 - United States - Portland
Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.