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About Benatwice

Ici pour rire et pas me prendre la tête ^^

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Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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Bulma_Picole tells us more.

Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je me suis bien marré à la lecture de certains de vos commentaires :) Pour remettre un peu la situation dans son contexte, le soir précédent l’action malheureuse j’avais fait la fête chez mon ami. Nous étions avec d’autres potes et j’avais suffisamment bu pour ne pas reprendre le volant pour rentrer chez moi. Ensuite je connais mon meilleur ami depuis 15 ans maintenant. Nous avons grandi ensemble ; j’ai passé mon enfance à construire des cabanes avec lui, l’adolescence à l’épauler dans ses premières relations amoureuses et nous entamons l’âge adulte à essayer de devenir …des adultes. Nous avons la chance d’avoir une amitié solide et indéfectible et nous partageons parfois un lit quand des situations comme celles çi l’imposent et sans qu’il y’ait la moindre ambiguïté (les canapés étant déjà occupés par d’autres potes). Effectivement j’étais dans un état second entre le rêve et la réalité, je n’étais donc pas sous l’emprise de l’alcool au moment des faits comme certains ont pu le penser, j’avais juste l’impression que j’étais dans mon lit avec mon copain, comme d’habitude. L’action à été assez rapide et mon ami se trouvait au moment des faits lui aussi dans un état second. Après avoir ouvert les yeux et m'être réfugiée dans la salle de bains pour reprendre mes esprits, nous nous sommes installés devant un bol de café et nous avons discuté de ce qu’il venait de ce passer. Je me suis excusée nerveuse, il m’a alors répondu qu’il était désolé d’avoir réagit « autant » sans avoir eu le temps de prendre conscience que c’était moi qui était à l’origine de ces caresses. Finalement nous avons fini par rire un bon coup ce qui à mis fin à la gêne qui dominait nos échanges jusqu’alors. Concernant mon copain , j’en ai discuté avec lui aussitôt rentrée et j’appréhendais beaucoup sa réaction. Là aussi je me suis excusée et bien qu’il ne l’ai pas très bien pris (ce qui est évidemment compréhensible) il ne m’en a pas voulu et nous sommes passé à autre chose. J’ai pu lire des commentaires quelques peu réacs, d’autres septiques.. Je ne vais pas répondre car certains d’entre vous on déjà apporté des réponses plus que pertinentes et qui résument assez bien ce que j’aurais pu dire… Donc merci à vous :)