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Why is fml so glitchy lately?? It's making it hard for me to use.
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My name is Melanie. I have a magestic white cat. I am a minimalist. I am celiac. I speak French. I love the horror, mystery and comedy genres. I coach, ref and play basketball. Coaching is one of the best experience of my life. I participate in my school's original musical comedies.
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OP here. The episode was the one w the kid and the piano I forgot what the episode is called. And it was near the end when it showed the pianos being played by hands that weren't attached to arms or anything. By "scared the shit out of me" was more like "it's ****** creepy nope nope nope nope nope." The visual just creeped me the **** out. And I skipped forward to the next episode lol. I don't really get scared by horror shit. I can eat a big bloody steak and watch Saw lol. In the end tho I ended up giggling because I'm a sign spinner and I imagined what it'd look like if a pair of hands were spinning a sign. All y'all's comments made my day tho xD