L'angoisse
By sansembauche.com - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Montbert
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By sansembauche.com - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Montbert
By marâtre - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Qui pro quo ? - 28/02/2016 21:35 - France - Le Mans
By emmanuelle05 - 20/02/2016 16:37 - France - Mions
By jessica93 - 30/11/2015 09:15 - France - Paris
Bonjour à tous je suis l'auteure de cette VDM je viens de créer un compte pour pouvoir vous écrire. Déjà je suis trop contente que ma VDM sois publiée. Merci à tous pour vos gentils messages de condoléances et pour les autres sachez que vous m'avez bien fais rire avec vos commentaires j'ai le sourire pour toute la journée!!! Pour vous apporter quelques précisions, c'était la première fois que je voyais l'urne de mon grand-père donc j'étais très émue ce qui explique sans doute mon étourderie. Une fois mon recueillement fini mes proches autour de moi m'ont effectivement avoué que c'était pas l'urne mais un simple vase. Donc imaginez mon moment de solitude mais je peux vous dire que ce moment qui devais être triste s'est transformé en un gros moment de fou rire pour tout le monde!