15 Funny Tweets From This Week To See You Out Of The Cesspool That Was 2017
By Nina - 29/12/2017 17:30
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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