By Black___Swallow - 30/04/2013 21:30 - France
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By La Faucheuse - 18/04/2013 23:33 - France - Vaud
By ambredu74 - 18/04/2013 07:48 - France - Uchaux
ambredu74 tells us more.
Youhou on a publié ma VDM, je peux mourir en paix. (merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire.) En fait, ce qui c'est ce que j'me suis levée à 8h pour aller chez le dentiste et m'entendre dire que... j'avais rien. Donc ma mère en profite pour aller se faire soigner. Vacances obliges personne ne répond à tes textos à 8h30. Je décide donc d'examiner le cabinet. Bureau en verre, chaises transparentes, murs gris, tableaux d'art abstrait sombres... Tout à coup je l'aperçois. The danseuse. La même que dans le camion à tonton Dédé. La fourbe profite de ma fatigue pour m'hypnotiser et je me cale sur ses mouvements. Et là j'entends pouffer. Je me rends compte de ce que je fais, je me retourne et vois le dentiste sur son tabouret avec un fou rire silencieux. Genre tu t'rappelle un truc et tu ris comme un con tout seul. Ca a duré 20s puis il a fait le geste de la main en arrière qui veut "Ah, c'est con" et il a recommencé a soigné ma mère. Sur ce Aloha cher concitoyens.
By Emaleth - 17/04/2013 12:24 - France - Rosny-sous-bois
By Blue_Lilie - 15/04/2013 15:04 - France - Cestas
Ravi que ma VDM vous plaise (oui, je pique le compte de mon amoureuse, et alors ? :p) Déjà, c'est elle qui a reçu la notification comme quoi la VDM a été validée, et elle a bien rigolé. Rassurez-vous pour le régime, on ne mange pas que ça, j'ai un peu extrapolé ^^ On mange équilibré, on cuisine sans huiles, on ne grignote plus, je la pousse à aller courir avec moi et depuis 3 mois, elle a perdu 6 kilos ! (Doucement mais sûrement !) Elle est super contente, et non, je n'ai jamais mangé de la pâtée pour chat, bien que dans les publicités, ils disent "un meilleur goût grâce à une nouvelle recette", c'est qu'il y a sûrement des testeurs ! Bon, je vous laisse, bon après-midi à tous :)