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Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Brasi3r tells us more.

Coucou, (omg, je vais donc dire cette phrase pour la première fois) Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. (visiblement c'est une tradition lol ) ^^ (Et évidemment, comme tout le monde je suis hyper content de voir enfin une des VDM publiée après les nombreuses anecdotes que j'ai tenté de partager lol) Pour plus d'information, c'est arrivé il y a deux jours, et c'est plutôt ma tante qui aidait son fils à faire un devoir. Le but était de trouver un code avec des calculs qui donnaient des lettres dans le désordre. Du coup ça donnait un truc du style URINQE ... Et franchement, elle et mon oncle ont calé un moment et , je cite " à part le mot niquer je vois pas ce que ça peut être???". Ils ont enfin trouvé après un bon moment de réflexion que c'était effectivement le mot "Requin"... c'est là qu'on voit les esprits mal placés haha. Moi, j'ai appris ça et je me suis dit "imagine la tête du prof si tu débarquais là bas en t'offusquant de mettre des mots de ce genre dans un devoir pour qu'elle nous apprenne finalement qu'il s'agissait du mot "requin" " Le pire c'est que, les calculs étaient pourtant simples, ma tante avait trouvé ces lettres là et mon oncle insistait pour refaire plusieurs fois les calculs pour s'assurer que c'était bien ce résultat là. Sinon, je n'ai pas vu cette épisode de Big Dill (j'aurais bien aimé je pense) mais je pense que d'autres parents ont eu surement le cas et le même genre de raisonnement, ces lettres là prêtent a confusion quand même. Du coup, je trouvais ça tellement "épique" que j'ai tenté de la partager ici. :)