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PinkDahlia

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About Pinkdahlia

When I'm not busy with school, I fence. When I'm not busy fencing, I listen to my friends after they have horrible break-ups. When I'm not busy listening to my friends after they have horrible break-ups, I focus on my job, which is where I also listen to my friends after horrible break-ups, because the only employees at the store are my friends. When I'm not busy focusing on work, I listen to Tegan and Sara, which are my favorite artists. When I'm not busy listening to Tegan and Sara, I shop. When I'm not busy shopping, I run out of things to do. -- If you do not fear your own power, you do not have the right to weild it. --

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Pinkdahlia's favorite FMLs

By farmakakis - 21/12/2009 06:25 - Australia

Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 647

You deserved it 56 641

By Klamp18 - 20/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 023

You deserved it 54 254

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 494

You deserved it 3 873

Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 405

You deserved it 4 241