Tchao !
By funnybob - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
See, one of you was right.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By funnybob - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff