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By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany
By fiercehawk - 18/02/2014 05:45 - United States - Fort Wayne
By airhead2015 - 12/02/2014 17:57 - United States - Morristown
By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse
By look before you speak - 09/02/2014 07:12 - United States
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies