Mid-life crisis
By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg
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By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg
By MiscHats - 14/12/2012 12:28 - Australia - Elsternwick
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By Anonymous - 13/12/2012 12:37 - United States - Costa Mesa
Perhaps I should have made this a little more clear, but yes, I did get puked on. Unfortunately the woman behind me was in a seat which was higher than mine, and thanks to the laws of physics, that meant the vomit sailed nicely downwards and splashed onto the back of my head. She didn't aim into her lap. The guy next to her had the aisle seat, and he at least puked into his lap. One of the other three who puked was standing up in the aisle, and I'm pretty sure he splashed a few people. The other two were at the front of the bus. Basically, it was a Pukey Bus from hell. Getting off was maybe the happiest moment of my life.