cyanidesandwich

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  • Stony Brook, New York, 40.9°N 73.15°W, United States, North America, Earth, United states of Fucking America
  • 28 years-old
  • Friday 08 November 1996
  • single

About Cyanidesandwich

I am an awesome guy to be around, i love this site and play some if Kixeye's facebook games in my spare time. I am also proud to say that i have seen both two girls one cup and the BME Pain olympics back to back. ( the first didnt bother me at all, but the second was kind of hard to watch)

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My little brother is five, and, yes, it has been discussed with him why that was a terribad idea for those of you who asked.