jakeshade11

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About Jakeshade11

I'm J. My mind is on fire all the time, I see beauty in everything around me. I'm in love with, and in awe of the whole goddamn world. If your looking for the nice guy, look elsewhere, I'm not your type. I'm creating the future, and destroying the boundaries of humanity. I'm good at everything, and I'm super bad ass at being humble. Random Facts About Me: I used to play SpongeBob Square Pants at an amusement park. I still have two baby teeth. When I was 12, I fell off a 6 story parking deck, besides a broken pelvis, I was fine. I might be immortal.

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