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  • Chicago, you should know where Chicago is.
  • 34 years-old
  • Thursday 12 July 1990
  • single

About Upyourzlolz

Honestly, I have no life. But you still wanna here about me? Fine then. I use FML because I feel bad about not using up my data plan. I believe that's justified. I am a necrophiliac. And a pedophile. My penis is incredibly small. 1.86 inches. Erect. I am called "upyourzlolz" because I will get up yours, and then I will lol. People I like (no particular order) Perdix DocBastard TheIsland Flockz Enonymous Sirin THE_A_TEEN Every1luvsboners EvilPotato StoryOfTheYear MrMisfit ikickgingers People I hate Boredblonde PeyPeyTheBeeotch Eatsleepjb stfu_bam ^Note that if you're on that list, it may not be that I exactly hate you. It's just that you constantly put comments that highly irritate me in an attempt to be witty, but end up being stupid. Congrats. No. I'm not a Grammar Nazi. I'm in Grammar Youth.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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100 kick-ass comments

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