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By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City
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By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City
By take a fucking seat, gran - 14/12/2013 22:05 - United States - Fullerton
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By OakStake - 08/12/2013 22:07 - United States - New York
The old lady had accused me of lying before trying to take my scarf for herself. She even started screaming at me on the crosswalk before trying to take my scarf. I don't know if she was crazy or suffering delusions, but she claimed she was a cancer survivor and deserved the scarf. Thankfully, my grandmother, (she had knitted two dozen scarves) had figured out how to make them strong. My scarf is a little longer now, but it's still mine and the lady fell after losing the tug of war with me. I did outweigh her. I think she's okay, but I'm keeping an eye out every time I wear my scarf. Also, the only reason my grandma made the scarves was because she liked pink and was dying from her diabetes and bone cancer. But thanks for all the support and all the ironic statements.