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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States