By thelistman - 10/10/2009 01:58 - United States
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George the Cat
By AnonCat - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Vegreville
By ugh - 09/01/2013 01:01 - United States - Saint Clair Shores
By Raela - 04/01/2013 16:59 - United States - Fort Lee
By annie_nk - 26/12/2012 17:25 - United States - Tooele
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This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.
Also, for the whole story, I had three other people in the car with me when I was caught "running a red light" by 2 cops who were both behind me. I was clearly in the middle of the intersection when the light turned yellow. I have a feeling that the judge was in a shitty mood that day. This was my first ticket I've ever received, and I've been driving for seven years. Even if I was guilty, I don't know why my fine was $1,000 with a license suspension when the original ticket was $75, and no other tickets on my record. This judge is going down.