Mr Rogers
By JWhite - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By JWhite - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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It sucks, but it was an accident, I didn't slam on brakes or anything but it was at the bottom of a little hill, and the van she was driving was much heavier and harder to stop than the mustang she is used to that will stop on a dime.