My house, my rules
By Bondi414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
By Bondi414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag
By Hreyes - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States