By Anonymous - 25/02/2014 21:17 - United States - Fort Worth
I agree, your life sucks
46 078
You deserved it
4 558
Conlaoch
mr
0
Followed
Followed
0
Followers
Followers
9
Badges
Badges
0
Comments
Comments
448
Visits
Visits
378
Favorites
Favorites
About Conlaoch
Not specifiedConlaoch - Followers
Conlaoch - Followed
Conlaoch's page visits
Hugged!
Conlaoch's FML badges
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Conlaoch's favorite FMLs
By BakedBat - 21/02/2014 04:10 - United States - Minneapolis
I agree, your life sucks
54 990
You deserved it
4 441
Musical interlude
By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany
I agree, your life sucks
47 931
You deserved it
14 198
Charlie529 tells us more.
By Dsark - 19/02/2014 05:12 - United States - San Diego
I agree, your life sucks
44 327
You deserved it
3 747
By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 21:25 - Australia
I agree, your life sucks
65 634
You deserved it
4 842
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies