bartimaeus339

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today i had a dream my chihuahua was dead. found him in the morning peein on my bed. FML.MY OTHER DOG WAS IN A FIGHT and got bitten on the head the dog she was fighting has been killing a lot of other dogs.FML.but she lived im happy she did but she has an eye infection that can kill her more slowly and painfully and all cuz my idiot brother was too DRESSED AND IN SHOES to help her. FML and F THOSE PITBULLS!!FML.

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