Oh wow, thanks!
By toast - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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By toast - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg
By AsianSweets - 24/03/2014 15:32 - Canada - Ajax
OP here! Hey guys, so just to clarify, I don't have any daddy issues and I know who my father is lol. It just caught me off guard that my boyfriend asked me that so I thought about it literally first instead of how my boyfriend meant to say it for fun. But either way was a buzzkill.
By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 00:26 - United Kingdom
By some band player - 10/03/2014 02:09 - United States - Highland Park
Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911