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By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom
By cremyfrozentreat - 10/03/2013 13:40 - United States - Orlando
By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:23 - United States - Lafayette Hill
You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.