Halotus goes blind
By samadams42 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.